One of these days . . .

I'll remember to have an umbrella handy when it's raining.

I'll go talk to that girl sitting in the corner.

Ed and I will go back to Bermuda . . . and probably behave like this:






I won't have that last drink.

I'll install the towel ring I bought at Restoration Hardware . . . since buying it, the Restoration Hardware store has closed and a Tannery has opened in the same location after extensive renovations.

I will play volleyball again.

I will run a marathon in less than 3 hrs, 30 minutes.














I will live in a city other than Boston.
 

I will own a place at Point Sebago.














I will make myself proud.

I will cook for myself more than once a week.

I will write a book.

I will go to one of the restaurants my Dad has told me about.

I'll go back to school . . . again . . . kidding.














I will take my Mom ice skating.

I will be a VP.

I will watch the rest of the 4th season of The OC.











I will go back to London.

I will remember not to say "that's funny" after someone tells a joke that isn't funny.

I will stop striking poses such as this one:










(and also hold on combining green and navy rugby scarves with pink sweaters).

I will throw out my ripped jeans from Hollister.

I will have just one mortgage on my balance sheet.

I will host a Preppy Party at some place other than my apartment.

I will realize that liking Twilight isn't all that minty . . . (yeah, this probably won't happen)






I will try brewing my own beer.

I will pass out on a Plymouth sandbar again.

I will successfully perform a magic trick.








I will go fly fishing again.

I will do something immediately after a person tells me to do it.

I will check my mail more than once a week.

I will do my own laundry more than once a month.

I will find a way to show my parents how much they mean to me.

I won't cry at the end of Forever Young.

I'll take my Uncle Richard to a Celtics game . . . althought I'm not sure I'll be able to score the first two folding chairs at center court . . .

I'll tell my brothers how much I really love them.














I'll stop worrying about if and when I'm ever going to get married.

I'll grow my hair out again.

I'll give my dream of becoming a J.Crew model a more serious shot.

I will get my six pack back.















I will fly a kite.

I will reach my potential.

I will visit another wonder of the world.




I will not think to myself "I can just do that later."

I will start drinking Diet Coke again.

I will put the top down when it's raining.

I will cry because I feel alone.

I will do something truly special with my oldest friend. 









I won't get caught looking.

I won't say "That's what she said." at least twice a day.

I'll realize that things could be worse.

I'll realize that things could be better.

I'll realize that some things are out of our control.

I'll realize which things are in our control.

I will grow up.